Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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