so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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