ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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