96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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