How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I think your dad took our porno
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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