No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
The ass gains better be worth it
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