your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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