so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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