I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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