Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I need moral support for this bender
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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