kristin has been a bad kristin
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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