i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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