"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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