somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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