You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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