i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
