Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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