When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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