People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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