like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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