I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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