he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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