Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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