Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
honey bunches of taint.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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