the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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