I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
It all started with a game of naked twister.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
how does that bad decision feel?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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