Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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