sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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