i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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