Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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