Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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