someone get that fucking seahorse.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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