Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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