you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm always down for nudity.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
