hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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