I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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