So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
