The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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