Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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