I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
love makes seman taste better
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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