it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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