the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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