yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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