I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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