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We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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