If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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