I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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