I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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