You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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