worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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