You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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