i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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