As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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