I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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