swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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