you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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